Chooptastic

Amazing in every concievable way

Damn! that girl elise is frikking Chooptastic!


or

Wow! look at that chooptastic body!

by Foreverviolence October 6, 2008

Chopstick

A Nickname in Rapping for a gun

I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.

by Rap Nibba May 25, 2018

chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 23, 2013

Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!

by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018

Chopstick Gang

A Chinese Gang that goes around the streets and pick pockets people with Chopsticks. In 2020 These people will go into war against the Egg-roll Man and the Orange-Chicken Man.

The Chopstick Gang has stolen a weed from Snoop Dogg

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

Swallow a chopstick

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.

I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

by thecreepywhale May 31, 2018

chavtastic

Type of sad person that knows nothing about cars.

Usually finds underage girls attractive and boasts about his underage conquests.

Causes agruments whenever possible.

Has no sense of taste or decency

He's having a chavtastic moment!!

by Ben 'Nemesis' Martin January 10, 2008