chumptard

tejota, a.k.a. "dutchboy" (someone worse than a bonafide douchebag)

If you complelty dominate someone at something they cease to be who they are and become a complete chumptard, e.g. When playing madden 08 I make my chumptard cry because i beat him so bad, but the real reason he cries is because his vagina is so sandy and he has come to the inevitable realization that he is now a chumptard!

by billfrombaghdad August 31, 2007

chrontard

One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.

Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on

Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.

Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.
Guy #2: ok?

*Guy #2 walks away*

*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*

guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"

by marithegabechronie January 15, 2008

Chumptard

A person most likely Repunklican that believes every lie that the 45th POTUS utters, no matter how unbelievable the information. See also Cognitive dissonance and morally bankrupt

Mitch McConnell is such a chumptard, you can see him and his Kneel & Bob Economics stumping for Chump 45, and all of their corporate masters.

by TheProphet13 November 11, 2020

corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

ChopTard

Somebody who TK's another person to fly the choppers in online games (Mainly Battlefield Vietnam).

That bloody Choptard shot me to take the chopper i was waiting for.

by Shaun August 22, 2004

Chobitard

Similar to Nartard or narutard, this is a word used to describe a self-dubbed Chobits (a manga/ anime series by CLAMP) fanatic.

Chobitard: YOY!!!1!! I finished the Chobits series again last night!... But I forgot to do my homework...

Friend: WOW, you're a Chobitard.

by kitty Espina September 26, 2008

Choretard

A person who has extreme difficulty doing chores.

The choretard let out a moan as his mother asked him to do a chore.

by @Roger Sherman February 21, 2015