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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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chonger

A dirty, greasy Latino male who loves to act tough and mean, but is often perceived as an individual who lacks proper hygiene and is not nearly as threatening as a cholo, which appears to be the same by physical appearance. They usually have on white shirts, gold chains, long blue jean shorts, white socks up to the knees, and some kind of tennis shoe. Chongers are often looked down upon, as they usually look the part but are all talk and no fight.
Man, whatever he\'s not scary, he\'s just a chonger.
by Velissa April 26, 2005
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chongater

A person who acts crazy like an Indian even if they aren't one . Be friends with a chongater they'll make everything better.
She drinks and parties like a chongater
by Bbfg3219 April 1, 2017
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convertextion

I haven't heard from you since our last convertextion.
by Angilise August 20, 2009
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Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.
Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'
by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006
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Cadillac converter

Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise
I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts
by Paul Merr August 19, 2018
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Food Converter

A sub species of Fobbit that has either actively pursued or passively accepted her or his jobless lot on the FOB (Forward Operating Base). Under-employed and overly bored this particularly sorry creature has accepted and come to embrace the one job they have left, converting food into excrement. These ample wastes of space wander about the FOB aimlessly during their evenings and weekends off, dressed only in PTs (Physical Training Uniforms) and driven solely by their quest to collect a pay check without giving anything in return. This sad sack of a soldier zealously protects all time they have off by closing early and strongly discouraging any productive soldiers that enter their work areas seeking help 20-30 minutes prior to 1500. They are so consumed with their "Office Space" dreams of doing nothing, that they will purposefully screw other soldiers for the preservation of any and all time off. Once these creatures do get their time off, they dwell in their CHUs (Containerized Housing Units) or scour the FOB, as if driven by guilt, seeking places to consume food they must purchase with their ill gotten gains, rather than converting the abundant free food provided for them. These welfare soldiers bring nothing to the fight, horde all resources and HMMWV (Highly Mobile Multi Wheeled Vehicle) armor upgrades and openly mock their brothers and sisters in uniform who serve outside the wire. They come in all ranks and sexes and typically have no concept of what smaller FOBs are like, or that there is actually a war going on outside of the concrete walls that shield them. Most of these creatures are the victims of the rampant mismanagement of piss poor officers while the rest are consumed wholly in self. For the latter there can be no redemption.
The food converters over at the JAG office on LSA Anaconda won’t help me today because it’s Saturday and they have weekends off.
by CPT Daniel Insano December 14, 2006
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