chodestroker

the art of having a chode(small fat cock)and stroking it until jizz emerges from the tip of it.

jimmy is a chodestroker

by cookiebaker317 October 14, 2009

CHODESTA

A person who is a chode/loser

Damn, Dolapo is a chodesta.

by balla August 25, 2003

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

Choderson

A floppy chode that can break into your house and rape your household pets

Matt "Chody Brody" Broderson broke into Richard Kumpf's house, stole his toothbrush, and came all in his dog's ass. Then his mom walks in and exclaims "Wow, way to pull a choderson."

by CHase Dalton February 28, 2009

Cheston

adj. ; n.

pronounced chest - in
usually male, claiming to have natural six packs. lacking in both masculine qualities and rational thought.

Has a rare exasperated laugh. Only excited from the smell of pearl milk tea or the sight of Miley Cyrus.

Died a little bit when she stopped Twittering.

Usually found wearing jeans with holes in them.

I already pre-ordered my Miley Cyrus tickets.

Oh wow, that's so Cheston of you.

Hey, did you see that Cheston walking by?

Quit pulling a Cheston.

by Professor Yaddada December 1, 2009

chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.

Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

by bill-muthafuckin'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC

Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.

by justdrop December 23, 2008