chodesauce

Sperm from a chode(;

Wayne has chodesauce leaking from his chode.

by fjndidhdbd October 12, 2013

Mr. Chidester

The bestest teacher on the earf.

"hey do you know who the bestest teacher on the earf?"
"isn't it Mr. Chidester????"

by maccaandcheeseforlife April 8, 2019

chodester

the owner of a chode

ryan is such a chodester

by big black cow January 13, 2009

chodeston

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.

Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.

by scott doll August 6, 2006

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012

Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom

" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"

by [e-mail] January 11, 2017

Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007