chod

sloppy, sandy mud often found on the beach

looks like sloppy poo

look edd theres a nice pile of chod, lets play chod stones.

chod stones: a game like beach bowls but stones are used instead of balls.
first you throw your jack stone into the chod from no less that 10m away, then you select your 3 chod stones (not to be any smaller than the palm of your hand) and then take it in tutns to throw your chod stones into the chod.
closest chod stone to the jack stone wins

invented by matt and edd

by matt dunford January 19, 2008

chod

A fat little school kid

That ain't puppy fat son, your just a fat chod arse

by Maddog August 21, 2006

chod

in "the language" chod is a shortened version of dick or chode. a short fattened penis

suck a chod!

by none August 21, 2006

chod

A person who uses an online service such as a chat room, forum or multi-player game with the sole purpose of spoiling other people's enjoyment. This person might post chat room messages repeatedly, or with a huge font, shoot their own team members in a game or scream down the microphone just to annoy.

Since we banned users from ***.COM, our forum is now 99% chod free!

by Mr Bilbo August 21, 2006

chod

crap found at the bottom of the lake!

in the autumn when the leaves fall it forms chod at the bottom of the lake!

by alice & dan October 22, 2006

chod

a cock

she said i had a big chod

by paulos August 21, 2006

chod

The vocalised flotsam and jetsum of the mind - random thoughts that get expressed, or just complete blather. As a verb, the act of vocalising these thoughts.

1. There was a lot of chod at the meeting.

2. Jim chodded out a particularly lengthy anecdote

by Chodder August 21, 2006