When someone's ass sweat and feces mix together and create a sludgy, chocolate-like substance in their back end which soaks their pants in what looks like a Chocolate Milkshake.

"Dude did you see mike yesterday; he had a crazy chocolate milkshake going on."

Chocolate Milkshake by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

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Frosty Chocolate Milkshake Ending

An ending to a novel, television series, movie, or game that is extravagantly positive and where things only go right for the protagonists. Named for the stereotypical preteen novels that end in the protagonists enjoying the success of their adventure over a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.

You know, having read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over again now that I'm not 9, Dumbledore turning around and congratulating Gryffindor House for everything they thought they were getting in trouble for, to the point that they won the House Cup, looks like a real frosty chocolate milkshake ending now.

Frosty Chocolate Milkshake Ending by I Am Mr. Big April 22, 2009

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Alabama Chocolate Milkshake

When a group of horny, gay, black men get together and have an orgy. Usually containing around 60 individuals.

Boy 1- "What's going on in that house?"
Boy 2- "Crap I think it's an Alabama Chocolate Milkshake"
Boy 1- "Shit, run!"

Alabama Chocolate Milkshake by 5dorra October 14, 2016

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slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.

"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."

slimy chocolate milkshake by dxmkwelmdcl;xm,dwl;sc,mxlmwdcolmxdwmscfd April 25, 2008

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