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Chino Wanker

A vile human being who originally was a huge chav maybe a week ago, but then suddenly purchases a pair of chinos and possibly an optional hollister shirt which replaces the traditional adidas tracksuit, and then suddenly presumes they are an "indie kid": they're not mainstream in the slightest, and "totally unique" from everybody else. Although seeing as most chavs are adopting the chino wanker style, it is becoming pretty mainstream.

Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.
''Mad Dez'': "Alright der mikey lad, lovin dem chino's got pair from topman the other day like, der well comfy arent de!"

Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"

*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*

"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"

"Mad Dez": "Wa"
by LKilby August 28, 2011
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chinogamer

Also known as pakigamer, he is a swagalicious gamer who brings a live dual commentary with TmarTn every week on youtube and is now top of the leader boards in Black ops 2. He nose all the maps very well due to his navigating skills.
Yo this is chinogamer bringing you a live commentary with TmarTn!
by pakigamer June 27, 2013
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Chino Moreno

Lead singer of the Nu-Metal band, Deftones. Has the sexiest, most seductive, yet brutal voice of all time. His voice has the power to make girls drop their panties.
Chino Moreno's voice is like 1000 angles!
by saw_thebutcher June 15, 2010
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chino'd

Having loaned money to Chino only to realize later that your money is now worth pennies on the dollar
Bob thought he was loaning 10k to someone who had just won 6 figures in a WSOP event, little did he know that money had been lost the night after the tournament and Chino no longer had said money. Bob got Chino'd
by I want my money back Chino December 5, 2007
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chino li

nick name of Herman "Shred" Li the guitarist from the power metal band DragonForce (also known as "the force")
Gus: damn! dude did you see that bad ass solo by chino Li?!

George: i know man, the solo in "Revolution Deathsqaud" is bomb ass!
by Philatanus7 May 5, 2007
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Chinmond

Someone with an extremely large chin which purposely uses their chin as a weapon which can be extremely lethal when swung with force at their victim.
watch where you swing that chin, stop being such a chinmond

I just got chin raped by another chinmond

The Crimson Chin strikes again assaulting another random stranger with his extortionate chin
by jonny0503 December 10, 2010
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Chino Hills Girl

girls that live in chino hills.

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about 95% of these girls all dress the same, have the same (extra volume-ized) hair style, and talk in a high pitched tone that gets even higher when they're talking to an adult or when they're trying to be cute or flirty.

about 99.9% of chino hills girls pose the same in pictures. their pose consist of one hand (sometimes two hands) on the hip with one leg slightly bent or sticking out and (sometimes) with their head slanted either to the right or the left.

most of these girls are known to have a thing for Hello Kitty and they're also known for acting "blonde" in person but fairly smart on paper. Most chino hills girls love to accessories.

these girls spend hours fixing their hair, accessorizing, doing their make up, and picking out their clothes on a daily basis. sometimes the time they spend fixing themselves up is even longer than the time they're actually going to be spending outside of their house.

MOST (not all) chino hills girls will never admit it but to them, popularity > long lasting friendships, however, there are still a couple of girls left in chino hills that know the true value of friendship and look pass the labels.
person 1: woah. all these girls look the same! :o
person 2: i'm not surprised. it's because they're chino hills girls.
by nikachu(: March 13, 2010
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