chinita eyes

chinese eyes, or asian eyes, usually small brown eyes

Look at that girl with those chinita eyes.

by Nicole Co September 7, 2005

Chinitals

A short, scraggly beard, resembling pubic hair.

Person A: "Did you see the chinitals that Steven's got growing over there?"

Person C: "Yep... Those are some tasty chinitals..."

by blurmis ;) October 20, 2009

chindick

A type of strap on dildo (official name is the accomadater) that straps around your head and protrudes from your chin enableing you to eat and fuck pussy (or ass) at the same time.

Bianca loves the chindick so much she won't have regular sex with me anymore.

by voltamp amn October 31, 2009

Chindian

An awesome half Indian and half Chinese person. However, unlike an Indese, this person is more Chindian.

Grat: Although I'm chinese, I think curry is the best thing ever! I could eat it with chopsticks on everyday of the lunar calendar.
Tat: OMG, you are such a Chindian.
Grat: Hell yeah!

by graaaaace January 15, 2010

Northern Soul Chindie

A Chindie who wears Northern Soul bags/hoodies because they are "individual" & "in". They actually have no interest in that kind of music, and alot of the time don't even know what it means. Unfortunatly, this has made people who actually do like Northern Soul unable to wear the clothing, unless they are willing to put up with 'Chindie!' being shouted at them all day.

Northern Soul Chindie: C'mon, guys! Tell me what the logo on my hoodie means!!

*Real Northern Soul fan walks past*
Actual Chindie: "CHHIIINNNDDDIIEEEE!!"
Real Northern Soul fan: *Sighh* :(

Chindie McChinderson: I have no idea what Northern Soul means, but I have the bag.

by I eat fakes, and shit truth. September 8, 2010

Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Chindie

Chindie kids are chavs that try to be indie.
They loves skinny jeans, cardigans and plimsoles. Their idea of indie music is the kooks.
They also keep their eye open for new indie trends that they may never have heard of and obsess over the few indie kids they may know.
They grow a sudden love for art and fashion, but by fashion they mean reading teenvogue and copying the outfits of Alexa Chung or floral skirts with vest tops.
They're also taking over Urban outfitters. Well they can't really afford the clothes from there, but they sit on their website all day long :)

Chindie kid : ohh i just love art/fashion
Real indie kid : Whos you're favourite artist/fashion designer
Chindie kid: van gogh and..... primark??
indie kid : -_-

by kokakolaveins October 19, 2008