chimo

The Troll who works at our cafeteria. She has a peg-leg and asks young children if they want some pork with their fries.

Man, that bitch is such a chimo. I saw her yesterday slappin' up this kid who didn't want no pork with his fries.

by Ass Raider May 14, 2003

chimo

michael, casey, and that one guy.

oh my itsy bitsy titsy girl. where are you?

chimos.

by yoshi February 27, 2004

chimo

A word used to describe a violent bout of diarrhea.
Abbrieviated form: Chim (pronounced "Cheem")

1) Hold that thought, I gotta go fire off a chimo.

2) Man, when we got home from Hooters last night I took the worst chim ever.

by Sasha D. August 18, 2007

Chimo Blinds

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.

"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."

by Salleone August 4, 2009

chimo van

A window-less van in which child molestation takes place. (usually white)

Dude, Corey totally drives a chimo van... and molests little helpless children (usually asian or disabled).

by JohnnyEf April 5, 2005

Chimo(s)

A Pervert. A registered sex offender. Anyone who molest a child,woman, or man. A person(s) who can't get a man or woman, so they have to take it.

A Chimo(s) is a person or persons who stare for an extremely long time and have unpure thoughts about that person, at you or even your son or daughter.

by I HATE Chimos!!!!!!!! November 3, 2009

chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.

Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!

by The Rory September 9, 2008