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Chillax murderer 

When you are in a relaxed state and someone disturbs you.
I was completely chillaxed when Denise burst into the room all upset over something stupid. I called her a chillax murderer.
Chillax murderer by Chopswood November 23, 2010

Chillaximatate 

(Chill-axe-eh-muh-taite)

Chillaximatating, Chillaximatated

A combination of Chilling, Relaxing, and Meditating. Used to describe a laid back social gathering or activity. Usually when there is not much else to do, or after completing something worthy of meriting a break.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what you up to?"
Guy 2: "Nothin man, just chillaximatating."

Guy 1: "Lets go to T's house and chillaximatate, im tired."

Guy 1: "What did you do while i was gone?"
Guy 2: "I just chillaximatated."

Guy 1: "DUDE, i just smoked a ton of hash, and now...and now, CHIPMUNKS!!!! AHHH, THEIR EATING MY KIDNEYS!!!"
Guy 2: "Whoa man, settle down. Those aint no chipmunks. Thems the hash fairies man. You just gotta let em work their magic. Just chillaximatate."
Chillaximatate by kn8 2.0 July 4, 2009

chillando mate 

An utterly awesome way to ask people, to chill the fuck out.
idontknow: HOLY FUCK, I HAD TO GET MY DICK AMPUTATED!!
pasi: chillando mate
chillando mate by fivejix March 9, 2021

chillax broseph 

a chill phrase to use to tell someone to calm down a little
Jon: cleanin up this shit man
Micheal: yo, chillax broseph it aint that bad
chillax broseph by Keith Philoste August 10, 2007

nirvana chillaxage 

Noun. The state of not existing, yet still being concious, like a living thought or idea. The ultimate relaxation. Comes from Nirvana, meaning paradise, and chillax, meaning to relax
The ultimate dream of all slackers is to achieve nirvana chillaxage
(verb)
When the two words 'chill' and 'relax' were combined a word was created: 'chillax'; a conjunction that, when used solely and didactically, can change the general mood or atmosphere of an entire room of people. 'Chillax' by itself is a powerful word, but is nothing in comparison to the sentence that was coined soon after: 'chillax to the MAX'. This sentence should be used with care as it has the power to COMPLETELY relax a room full of people.
Jen: OMG I havent revised for my EXAM OMG!
Dan: Jen....
Dan: Chillax
Jen: You're right Dan, exams are insignificant! Let's focus on our health and happiness and worry about petty bureaucracy another time.
Chillax by Jen D January 22, 2006