gum chewer

A hot girl between the ages of 20 and 30 who chews gum with a stupid, vacant look on her face and is somewhat promiscuous.

A girl need not be chewing gum to be labeled a gum chewer, but must look so stupid that one could imagine her chewing it in the manner described above.
That hot little bitty over there is such a gum chewer.
by CLS-oh-four March 23, 2008
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crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.
Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer
by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 21, 2019
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ice chewer

A sexually frustrated individual, coined due to the tendency for those suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction to chew on ice as a means of coping with excess tension.
"Hey, I heard you guys like Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Do you want to read some of my Jonny x Plank erotic fiction?!"
"Get out of here ice chewer"
by Penguinato October 16, 2019
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gimp chewer

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"
by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005
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condom chewer

1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.

2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense
Damn, he is really a condom chewer

Get away from me you dirty condom chewer
by Nikku March 31, 2006
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Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.
Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.
by Dick Man Bebe January 05, 2018
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Rock chewer

A person completely lacking common sense and intelligence.
by Strength3beauty January 13, 2019
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