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cheating husband

A man who cheats on you and has unprotected sex with a whore (only twice he says) and then the whore gets pregnant, and he tries to blame you for doing it!
my cheating husband got his whore pregnant
by retrotess December 9, 2008
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cheating

Being unfaithful to your spouse or significant other in any shape or form whether sexually or verbally.
My boyfriend was cheating by texting other females and allowing them to believe they were in a relationship .
by pinkmocha May 27, 2015
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cheating bastard

The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.
" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."

" I AM his girlfriend."

" Oh. Cheating bastard..."

BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;

Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.

" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."
by don't lie to me. August 9, 2009
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Chestnut souffle

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.
"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."
by Mister Rection September 25, 2009
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Chestnuttin' it

Eating food very fast like the hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut.
He's shoving that food down fast, he's really chestnuttin' it.
by Quick thinking July 5, 2009
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Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011
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chestnut grove middle school

Chestnut Grove Middle School is a school located in King, Nc. It is a school full of hoes and girls who stick out their butts. Every guy is a natural fuckboy trying to get into girls pants. Also all there teachers there are wack.
Chestnut Grove Middle School is the fucking worst place ever.
by yoitsyagirluhskinny June 10, 2018
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