Crestache

1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache.

I looked up at the mirror while brushing my teeth and noticed my huge crestache.

by Android.* January 18, 2009

Chestcretion

A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"

Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*

by Lolious Maximus May 23, 2013

Chesticles

A humorous parody of a male's testicles, Chesticles are an alternate name for a female's tits.

Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!

by Mattycake December 10, 2008

chesticle

a slang term for either male or female breasts

that woman has massive chesticles

by Mark Peden October 13, 2005

Chesticles

Breasts or boobs. A slang term used when trying to appear funny or clever. Is a play on words stating that they are equivalent to the male reproductive parts, the balls.

Her chesticles jiggled as she ran

by Pelayia June 12, 2015

chesticles

Boobs.

Man, my chesticles hurt, I must be PMSing.

by mooserock November 4, 2010

chesticle

When a woman with large breasts reaches a certain age, the breasts drop, or "descend" like testicles, usually to the middle of the abdomin.

Did you see that old woman??? She had some HUGE chesticles!!

by Hello there sandwich May 26, 2010