cheesedick

A generic term used for, among other things, a bullshitter, or to someone too eager to please.

Look at Wilson with the boss. What a cheesedick.

by tradesman March 31, 2003

Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

cheesedick

A guy with no game who makes girls feel uncomfortable, commonly found in clubs, bars, and frat parties. Usually tries to emulate Sopronos characters, but fails miserably.

Wow that guy with to much gel in his hair looks like a real cheesedick.

by Martin Donovan December 8, 2006

cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner.

Justin Gilmartin is a huge cheesedick

by JGisaCheeseDICK October 23, 2011

Cheeto dick

A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.

My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.

by Doctor slaps May 1, 2020

Cheesedick

A backwards-hatted, socks'n'sandals-wearing, abercrombie & fitch lame ass.

I dunno, are there gonna be a lot of cheesedicks at this party?

by Eric December 28, 2003

cheesedick

-more vital way of describing an asshole
-when someone gets away with being an asshole and somehow ends up "innocent"

Best friend is dating your loved one while you're at work. When you're around, they acts like a family friend.

That guy is a fucking cheesedick

by nicole April 18, 2004