Cheesus

The god of cheese. when you can’t say Jesus just say cheesus

Cheesus barry! That was close

by Emmx February 2, 2019

The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd

The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.

I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.

by Wanna know my secret identity? July 25, 2017

holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people

-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

by phat as peace a sh!T October 17, 2011

cheesepussy

1) an individual who is too much of a pussy to be called even a cheesedick 2) a mega-tool 3) a super creeper 3)Jersey Shore to the max

Wow, that crreper from last night at the parade was such a cheesepussy.

by jeffandmack February 16, 2010

Cheesusaurus Rex

The little douche bag yellow dinosaur that is the mascot for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

Whoa! look at Cheesusaurus Rex surf on a wave of cheese!!!

by McLuvin39 July 23, 2009

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 5, 2004