Good-Ass Cheese

When something is so good that you just have to use some kind of stupid metaphor to describe it.

I'm making 700 bucks an hour. Damn. That is some good-ass cheese.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

Ass Cheese

You call someone an "Ass Cheese" when they do something really dumb that pisses off everyone. This word was invented during Lunch recess at Zion Heights Middle School when SOMEONE kicked the class 8-1's only volleyball over a fence.

George(fake name) : *Kicks volleyball over the fence during lunch recess*
John(fake name): Great Job you !@#%ing ASS CHEESE!!!!
George: Duuuuuuuh
John: *beats up George*

by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 November 17, 2021

summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.

Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022

Ass Cheese

When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.

"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."

by Dangermilk September 2, 2009

ass cheese

the hot musky sweaty and maybe a little shitty residue left on the asshole after going toilet and not wiping very well which gives off a strong smell and can be very tasty

i spread her ass cheeks apart and rubbed her asshole and could smell her sweaty musky shitty ass cheese on her asshole that wasn't very clean and i licked it

by anom123 July 18, 2006

Ass cheese soup

A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.

Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.

by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020

ass cheese

1. The substance removed from the back area near the anus that when rubbed out looks like lint.

I just picked some ass cheese from my butt

by Mark December 21, 2004