Cheesy Gordita Munch

verb - when one female proceeds to eat out another female's anal creampie

I nutted in this broads ass and her homegirl did the cheesy gordita munch.

by Peter "Big Dicked Bastard" Ryan and Micheal "Mr. Beefy" Cioffi January 3, 2009

cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

by Alex January 29, 2006

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.

Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.

by Renob69 January 18, 2010

cheesy geraldo

An awful moustache; i.e. a moustache that looks as bad as Geraldo Rivera's

That cheesy geraldo on your lip ain't gonna get you laid, son.

by Fredo's da bomb September 30, 2003

Apple Cheek Goon

A country bumpkin not yet accustomed to the ways and likes of city folk.

Jessa you apple cheek goon. I asked for Jacks 'n' Coke not moonshine!

by bamba_clat July 13, 2010

cheesy goodness

When something is really cheesy, but is still decent enough to be liked.

Man, that old X-Men cartoon is really bad, but it's some cheesy goodness.

by CeilingNinja August 30, 2008

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL

Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.

by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010