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cheerleader poof

When the front part of your hair is put on top of your head , with a elastic making it stick straight up.
"Nadia wore a cheerleader poof to prom because aunt Lucy made her"
by Judawgga April 1, 2017
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Cheerleading

A sport that is a mixture of dance, trampoling and gymnastics.

Yes. I said "sport", even though I don't do it. And I'll tell you why.

I'm a 800 metre runner for my school. 800 metres takes me three minutes. How long does a routine take? Oh, wait, let's see. Three minutes. Those who say that it "doesn't last long enough to be considered a sport" shouldn't consider athletics one, either. But you do, don't you? So... well. That arguement doesn't work.

What about it's "not hard enough"? Well, weights is a sport, no? And cheerleading - proper, competitive cheerleading - includes weight-lifting, in the stunts, no?
You say "well, it's four people lifting one"... umm.. have you ever seen it? The weight is carried by two - the others are just for safety.
Also, my friend's coach and her do this stunt where it's just him holding up her. You can't say weights is a sport and cheerleading isn't.

How about when you say "it's just a bunch of girls screaming"... god, have you ever seen rounders? Whenever they score a rounder, they're all like, "AHH!! WELL DONEE!! OMG!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" and clap and everything.

Umm.. to the dudes saying "all they do is flip a little" - well, gymnastics is just that, correct?

I have heard even lamer arguements, such as "jumping around a little isn't a sport!". What about high jump, long jump, triple jump and trampoling?

Or even - laugh my ass off - "only things that are against another team are sports." What about COMPETIVE cheerleading? This is the one my friend does. You - guess what - COMPETE against - can you even believe it? - OTHER TEAMS to try and - oh my god - WIN. ¬.¬'
My friend is a cheerleader! =)
Yes. She likes cheerleading.
by agb2001 June 20, 2009
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A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.
I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
by Sharp1e September 14, 2009
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lightskin cheerleader

A lightskin cheerleader is just a hater they hate because they have nothing better to do true incels
Person 1: Who eat baked potato chips? You weird

Person 2: Quit being a lightskin cheerleader
by JadedGunz August 7, 2023
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cheerleading captain

This is THE queen bee. The captain is usually the all around most popular. But, this also comes with alot of responsibility. Such as making all team descisions and has the final say-so in most situations. HAs the most power on the team except for the advisor/coach/sponser.The captain yells the cheer and the team falls in.
Cheerleading Captain: Ready?
Cheerleading Squad: O-kay.
by Savannah Michelle May 16, 2006
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cheek leak

When a person's shorts are extremely short and the bottom of their butt cheeks hang (leak) a little out of the bottom of their shorts.
Susan definitely has some cheek leak out of those daisy dukes.
by CiBaby June 22, 2013
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Cheeksneak

When a girl is wearing a skirt or shorts that reveal the under-curve of her asscheek she is offering a cheeksneak.

When a girl moves or walks a certain way and her clothing accidentally reveals her ass; a sneak-peek at her cheek.

Similar to a nipslip only for asses.
"Those shorts give a nice cheeksneak on that girl."

"Cheeksneak is the new sideboob."
by Freaky Steve June 8, 2009
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