checking your oil

When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.

Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil

by Informersno July 26, 2016

Checking to see if your cake

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake

"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020

checking the queen

this is a direct synonym for female masturbation. The "queen" is said to be the clit. this is the sister definition to flogging the bishop

"are you kidding me ... ashley could never get laid... i am pretty sure she is at home right now checking the queen"

by AgentWar October 12, 2006

Checking the Bag

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.

Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.

by S94Life December 6, 2017

checking under the hood

Slang - female masturbation. Hood being the clitoral hood.

After smelling my armpits, Sally spent the rest of the afternoon checking under the hood.

by Droolcavity March 22, 2005

Checking on the flop

The ultimate showing of weakness.

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.

by PepFarm January 26, 2010

Checking your College Town

This is basically the same as cock blocking

<Guy 1 and Girl are alone about to do something>
Guy 2: Hey can I check my college town?
Guy 1: Sure! Go ahead.
Guy 2: Are you okay?
Guy 1: Yeah, just dandy!

That is how you can be checking your college town.

by Asian Thez November 6, 2010