Chuck Norris of Cheap

one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl

I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

CheaPA

A drink made from mixing a cheap Lager with a wee bit of a fancy fruity IPA.

«I can’t believe how nice a CheaPA tastes in the sun»

-«Do you have any nice beer?»
-«No, but I can make you a CheaPA!»

by EdvartSS April 21, 2021

cheapquel

A low-budget 'sequel' to a hit motion picture or some other popular media extravaganza. Its sole purpose is to reap the benefits of cashing in on the aforementioned successful franchise by luring idiots into dishing out their money expecting quality at least on par with the original, only to find out it was a cheap marketing tool.

Disney, under the direction of Michael Eisner and his board of cronies, is especially notorious for their excessive release of cheapquels to many of their classic animated features. It is not uncommon to find almost no trace of the original cast or crew in production of these shoddy money-makers.

by Exor May 13, 2005

cheap tin in space

unreliable source of anything; probably just not gonna work

I woke up feeling like a cheap tin in space

by the cheap tin man in space December 22, 2016

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist
1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands

by Midly entertaining August 23, 2020

Cheaphead

People who tend to be pushing payments to their friends or mates.Example(In a restaurant)

Man, my girlfriend is being a cheaphead at the cafe earlier

by HHL June 12, 2013

cheato diet

When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.

What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.

Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 23, 2019