Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021

charred

Describing somebody who smokes. Derived from the nature of their smell.

I didn't realize that Karl was charred, until I found his ciggarettes in his dresser..

by Roseline May 24, 2008

Charred Tard

An African American retard.

Hey, look at that charred tard over there.

by Justin April 7, 2005

Charrufo

pronounced cha-roo-fo
A person of the male gender who tries to front as not being a pervert, but obviously is one.

Charrufo is a derogatory slang word used to describe a perverted person of the male gender in disgust.

A man who is seemingly square however you know he wears his momma's panties on the under is a charrufo.

by lreina December 21, 2006

charred sausage

adj; a black man's penis

Maannn. Anna likes likes them charred sausages!!! She had two last night.

by charmy August 3, 2012

charred asshole

A word used to illustrate something that tastes, smells or feels very bad.

"Damn, did someone poop their pants? It smells like charred asshole in here!" OR "I woke up with a sore throat and a fever. I feel like charred asshole!"

by Pee Bag September 2, 2016

charred eyebrows

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

by Joel67 October 27, 2007