charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005

Charmin slip

When you have a nasty wiping job, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper, and you get shit on your hand.

Damn, I had a nasty wiper, and my finger busted through the toilet paper. I hate when I have a

Charmin Slip! Wish I'd used a baby wipe!

by Naomi Girl April 29, 2014

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

Charmin Smile

When going down on a woman- you come up with a mouthful of toilet paper.

I went down on that fat girl that i met at the check cashing store last night- and i came up with a Charmin Smile.
We're getting married next week

by Aaron Weisberg August 13, 2007

Chernin

Another word for masterbating.

I just woke up and started chernin it.

by Shoehead May 11, 2008

Chargin

A word used to describe the feeling you get when someone says something so absolutley wrong that you don't even know where to begin to correct them.

Sally: "I'm so glad America bombed Pearl Harbor in World War I so we could all be free!"

Mike: "Sally, that statement just chargins me to the depth of my soul."

by TCT November 27, 2007