Jimmy revealed himself to be a chubby chasing white-supremacist sodomite and a rather despicable Charmin Hunter when cruising the bars. Being his wingman felt more than a bit shameful.
by DFreshmaster March 26, 2019
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A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.
by Dan I am February 6, 2010
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