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Charmin Hunter

A man on the prowl only interested in girls who are white, soft, and ready for some butt stuff.
Jimmy revealed himself to be a chubby chasing white-supremacist sodomite and a rather despicable Charmin Hunter when cruising the bars. Being his wingman felt more than a bit shameful.
by DFreshmaster March 26, 2019
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Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
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Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.
I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!
by Dan I am February 6, 2010
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Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.
I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.
by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011
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Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.
by mixiehat October 2, 2019
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Charmin Bears

A mascot for the brand Charmin, they are the definition of all evil and cause chaos. They are beings of pure evil and nightmares. Beings of pure filth and will kill you in a moment’s notice.
Me: I am going to kill the Charmin bears

Someone else: nice
by CharminBearHater#1 March 18, 2023
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Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft
by primetime1991 October 4, 2010
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