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Charazarding

Setting fire to your balls and getting it put out by vaginal juice whilst singing the Pokemon theme tune. You'll be the very best if you do this.
I was practising charazarding when my mum walked in and tried to join in.
by Johann John Johnson September 6, 2012
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Holographic charizard

The pokemon card everyone wanted, and thought was so rare, but every kid on the block actually had one. A badass mother fucking fire breathing lizard.
Joe: holy fucking shit, I just got a holographic charizard in my pack!
Dave:dude, so did I! It's so rare, we must be the only ones in the state with them!
Joe: this card is worth so much money!
by Staerzl the big show October 10, 2011
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Charazard

The act of pulling out halfway through sex then lighting your partners pubic hair on fire. Once you have done this you must then continue to scream "you can't catch me" until the pubic hair of your partner has been extinguished.

The term is derived from the pokemon charazard and the screaming is used because of the catch phrase for pokemon "gotta catch them all".
After the charazard was finished the man lay there laughing his tits off.

The woman cried silently contemplating her smoking bush.
by symsym December 7, 2009
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reverse charizard

The intense burning sensation felt during a bowel movement. Named after the fire-breathing Pokemon, Charizard.
Example: Dude, my ass is on fire due to that reverse Charizard
by Ash-dubbs May 14, 2014
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mega charizard x

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off
My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass
by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 25, 2016
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cariparda

A word of gibberish used in a statement or question directed toward someone designed to "get" or trick them into thinking you're actually saying or asking something legitimate. This confuses them, leading them to ask what you have just said.
Richie: Hey Rube, are you going to the cariparda?
Rube: Huh?
Richie: Gotcha!
by Dick Garcia May 4, 2011
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Cartard

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.
Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
by DanHalen August 21, 2013
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