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Jesus Charlie

A naive individual who makes an attempt to signal virtue, but fails miserably since he/she does not have the foggiest what the issue is all about. Word is bastardized from the French 'Je suis Charlie' which became an online slogan following the Charlie Hebdo attack. Suddenly everyone used the hastag 'Je suis Charlie', without any understanding of what had happened, without knowing the translation of the French phrase and under the impression that Charlie Hebdo was a baguette seller and mime artist in the heart of Paris.
Smiddy: Did you see my 'Pray For Notre Dame, Paris - Texas' profile picture frame on Facebook? The Muslims burnt the place to the ground. Go on and put a like on my picture, and share it with your friends.
Bolimaga: You fucking Jesus Charlie!
by Shinga Bappa June 1, 2019
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Charlie Brown wank

The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
Last night I had a Charlie Brown wank as I found myself saying Good Grief at the mess I made.
by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008
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Charlie Watts

drummer for the rolling stones.
quite possibly the oldest drummer this side of the universe.
referred as 'the sensible one' out of the stones, not going as wild like his comrades.
in other words, the coolest grandad alive.
'who invented the drums?' 'charlie watts'
by SlashThePoo March 4, 2009
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Charlie Foxtrot

This mission is a complete Charlie Foxtrot
by DomingoNegro November 16, 2015
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Charlie Shatlin

The first known variant of the shitler i.e. (Hitler).

When you remove your penis from your partners anus from anal sex you smear your shit covered penis across your partner's upper lip forming a Charlie Chaplin moustache .

See Shitler
I remember back in my day before dubbya dubbya two it was a Charlie Shatlin not a Shitler." - Your long dead dirty great-grandfather
by DrRabies July 27, 2012
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Fat Charlie

Hey bro roll me up a fat charlie.
by D Nastie August 7, 2008
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Charlie Spring

by ThatRandomGu April 28, 2022
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