Chapter Seven

A phrase made famous by the book "The Kite Runner". In the seventh chapter, a major character gets buttraped.

Don't make me Chapter Seven your mom.

by FONtheCON January 14, 2008

Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

Chapstique

The guitar player for the band Family Force 5.

I went to a Family Force 5 concert and saw Chapstique playing his guitar.

by Alana [is a panhead] (= May 1, 2010

chapuling

The source of the verb Chapuling is Turkish word "Çapulcu" (means looter, plunderer) which was used to describe Gezi Park protestors by Turkish PM Erdogan. Meanwhile in Occupy Gezi Park protests someone sprayed on a wall "Every day I'm Çapuling!" and the verb went viral.

After PM's speech protestors started to call themselves çapulcus and yeah they were chapuling,
Resisting,
Seeking for rights,
Seeking justice,
Protesting.

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Everywhere was in tear gas smoke when we were chapuling.

by Sgt. Srcn June 5, 2013

Chapulin

Someone who dates o hangs out in a romantic way with his friends' ex.

Dan is going out with Louis's ex, he's such a chapulin.

by mexicansdoitbetter January 25, 2021

Uncle Chapstick

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!

Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!

by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick

When a girls clit is so red and sensitive from just being eaten out. It can only happen when it’s so good that her legs shake and she might even squirt.

Bro her cherry chapstick last night was the best.

by 1969lover January 26, 2021