When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*
Stacy: What are you doing?
Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011
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The Champs a Sleazy is a place tourists never want to miss when they visit Paris because it seems to represent everything that's really French. It's crowded and dirty. There are expensive shops everywhere that no one can afford, mysterious offices and apartments that only sex fiends would live in, fast food restaurants of all descriptions and most unknown to Americans, you can't heard yourself speak, it's sometimes fatally dangerous, and it leads from the monument to Napoleon, France's greatest and of course ultimately defeated dictator, to the even more ignominous Place de la Concorde, which of course has seen some of the most repugnant bloodshed in history, notably the regicidal beheadings of Louis the XVI, Marie-Antoinette and countless other victims.
The Champs a Sleazy is a place tourists never want to miss when they visit Paris because it seems to represent everything that's really French. It's crowded and dirty. There are expensive shops everywhere that no one can afford, mysterious offices and apartments that only sex fiends would live in, fast food restaurants of all descriptions and most unknown to Americans, you can't heard yourself speak, it's sometimes fatally dangerous, and it leads from the monument to Napoleon, France's greatest and of course ultimately defeated dictator, to the even more ignominous Place de la Concorde, which of course has seen some of the most repugnant bloodshed in history, notably the regicidal beheadings of Louis the XVI, Marie-Antoinette and countless other victims.
"Thank God for the Champs a Sleazy. If it weren't there, Paris would be even more unlivable!"
"I wanna go to the Champs a Sleazy and jam scam some Russian tourist girls."
"I wanna go to the Champs a Sleazy and jam scam some Russian tourist girls."
by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
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The hole that appears in the middle of your chapstick. Created by the motion of the central screw as you twist it to move the lip balm up the tube. Collects mushy chapstick debris and god knows what else. Cringeworthy.
by mealy3.0 December 9, 2008
Get the chapstick asshole mug.A certain brand of lip balm which is especially great, and a hero to those who use acutane or have generally dry skin.
by kantsuu May 13, 2005
Get the Chapstick mug.The perfectly symmetrical 6 or 8 pack abs you would expect to see on a true, genuine, 100% grass-fed Chad, though some moderately aesthetic chadlites have been seen with them as well.
by fucboi9898 July 2, 2019
Get the chabs mug.girl #1: omg i just got some new chapstick!
girl #2: it’s so thick though.
girl #1: omg you’re right, what should we call it?
girl #2: how about chapsticc?
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by gucciganggang November 29, 2018
Get the chapsticc mug.One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.
Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks
Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs
Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs
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