At a certain age

Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.
Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."
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Certain Dri

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Certain Dri

one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.
Certain Dri offers 3 levels of protection for people with excessive sweating
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delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.
Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.
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ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains
man she had tasty ham certains
by pauky dounut October 24, 2008
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