When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009
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"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."
by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008
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"Ken Jennings--you know, the Mormon computer-programmer celebrinerd who, beginning in 2004, rattled off a record-breaking 74-game Jeopardy! winning streak."
by Cynthia The Lemur September 19, 2006
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by shnarf May 26, 2008
Get the celebratory african laser light show mug.An expression of joy and success after scoring a touchdown in football. Players are becoming more creative in their mini-performances following the TD.
Mike: "The receiver did a great celebration dance in the end-zone after catching the winning pass."
Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."
Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."
by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014
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Ever since I converted from vegetarian to celebratarian, I no longer feel guilty for having a piece of steak once in a while.
by martinvannostrand August 22, 2021
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