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celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.
It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.
by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014
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Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.
After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.
by dead fantasist November 26, 2006
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Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.
"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."
by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008
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celebratory african laser light show

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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celebration dance

An expression of joy and success after scoring a touchdown in football. Players are becoming more creative in their mini-performances following the TD.
Mike: "The receiver did a great celebration dance in the end-zone after catching the winning pass."

Ann: "I'm sure they caught it on video."
by yes juanito yes October 28, 2014
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celebridiot

An individual who attends a public event which is televised. S/He continually talks on his/her cell phone while waving at the television camera. S/he feels the event is there only to provide 15 seconds of celebrity to the celebridiot.
A person sits behind home plate at the world series and calls his friends on his cell so that they can see him on television; probably people who see him each day. He feels that his image being electronically transmitted has somehow made him important instead of just annoying.
by C. Seale October 28, 2004
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premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.
Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.
by Fireball D May 7, 2009
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