Czeque

Check. Just spelled differently.

Czeque out this tower of cats I just made.

by Oliver Blueberry November 25, 2005

Chequered Love

You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Touch me, do what you want to
Say no, then, I just need you
Babe, your gonna drive me insane
You are man for all seasons
You are man with no reasons, yeah
You're the man with no pain
Oh I can't let go
Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight

You say everything's alright
I say nothing can go right, yeah
Oh what a game you can play
Sad days add to confusion
Sad ways end in dillusion, yeah
That's the name of the game
Well I know your love is rough
And the road you take is tough
But I just can't get enough
Chequered love
Oh I can't let go

Oh I can't let go
'cos I need you so tonight

by Death Menace April 22, 2023

cheque

An extremely douchey way to spell "check."

Can I write you a cheque for that reach-around sir?

by c4c7u5 August 5, 2009

Reality Cheque

A reality cheque can be an imaginary or crudely drawn cheque sized piece of paper you hand someone when it's clear their getting too detatched from reality. Implying that they should cash it and come back down to earth from their emotional or psychological trip in the clouds. Used as a funnier alternative to yelling "Reality Check" and can sometimes be more effective due to subtlety.

"Aww man my girlfriend didn't text back right away, she must hate me. It's all over i may aswell just end it."

"Dude, chill, it's probably fine."

"Aww it hurts bro, she doesn't want me, she's gonna break my heart i know it. Just like every other girl in history! Why do i bother! It's all so stupid!..."

"Well.....i'm just gonna write you a little reality cheque here...............theeere we go. And you get back to me when you've tightened that loose screw mkay?"

by TheWelshman July 22, 2012

Creque

a guy in his late teens to early 20's that enjoys smoking the plant, "marijuana" otherwise known as, "cannabis". this individual may also be refered to as "crequie"

"Who'd you go to that party with last night?"

"Joey and his cousin. He was a total creque."

"That's chill."

by anamon April 9, 2010

Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.

F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004

Cequence

A girl with a young face

YO DAT GIRL SHE A CEQUENCE FACE!

by JokesOnDeck February 19, 2010