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Man Cave Sports

sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com); A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferab
I had to get away from my lady friend and watch some Man Cave Sports.
by Robert Thomas 14 April 25, 2010
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man cave

An area that is sectioned off so a man can have his own space away from the wife or gf. This space would include TV,lazy boy recliner,stereo,refrigerator with a keg of beer,games,and wall to wall porn.
Bob wanted some alone time from his wife,so he wandered off to his man cave.
by freddie got fingered November 7, 2010
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she-man cave

The same space or room meant to be a male retreat as a normal man cave, but clearly designed by the female in the relationship to entertain "their" friends. What was originally intended to be a dude sanctuary, has now been turned into another formal room where no fun or masculinity can be found. This space might include a big screen tv or bar, but absolutely no items or memorabilia of any sports team, rock band, movie, superhero, or car. This man has been completely neutered.
My buddy took me on a tour of his man cave, but his wife turned it into a she-man cave.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017
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man cave

chiefly american -
a bastardization of "den" or "study" that has brought shame to the english language. man cave is one of those words that makes the listener shudder.

origin of man cave: coined by a slob at the end of the first decade of the 21st century, the repulsive word "man cave" was picked up by a growing population of people with bad taste to describe a deplorable emerging phenomenon of banality. whereas in the past, men who were lucky enough to have an extra room in their houses would generally use them for research, writing, or other constructive activities, a certain new group of men with an abundance of resources and nothing upstairs, began using their extra rooms for sloth and hedonism. words like "study" could no longer be used in a coherent way, while more accurate words likes "porn room" had too many negative connotations. thus, man cave was created to describe this unfortunate consequence of a society afflicated by the disease of affluence.

essential characteristics: man cave is a place where an over-sized slob sits in an over-sized arm chair in front of an over-sized tv and looks at ugly women with over-sized breasts, in a part of the house away from his over-sized wife.
wife: why dont you spend any time with me anymore? youre always in that damn room!
husband waddles to towards the basesment
wife: good! go to your man cave. i dont want to see youre ugly face anyway. i know what you do down there! you filthy bastard!
by acbaebcdedcbcdcba February 8, 2012
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Man Cave

The only room in the house that The Man will clean. ... Wife or GF can clean the rest of the house.
Mikey's Man cave
by BermudaMike February 22, 2011
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man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.
"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"
by hellybelly123 March 15, 2013
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Man Cave Sports

Sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com);A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferably HD) and remote control , beer (for 21 and up), and Pepsi for minors.
Guy 1: Dude, I love hanging out and talking "Man Cave Sports".

Guy 2: I know! I had to get away from my lady friend. She was going on and on about American Idol. I had to get to the Man Cave.

Guy 3: Did you see the article making fun of Tim Tebow on Man Cave Sports today? HILARIOUS.
by Hunter Scott 10 April 25, 2010
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