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cat lady

woman who is destined to die and old maid with several cats
i know hes fat but at this point its grin and bear it or hello cat lady
by metiamo June 7, 2004
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Crazy Cat Lady

The lady that has too many cats, maybe 5+ cats.

She won't stop being obsessed with cats, she will refer to cats a lot during conversations.
by Ashxia September 29, 2017
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crazy cat lady

a elderly lady who has no relative vistors or husband, so to feel better has A lot of cats. she has so many that she and her house legit smell like litterbox. plus she sometimes uses her cat brush as a hairbrush so hair looks weird af
pff whats that smell of cat urine??? ohh its just the crazy cat lady
by fartdogs June 2, 2016
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crazy cat lady

That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.
"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."
by N0body Unkn0wn June 11, 2006
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Cat Lady

Cat ladies are very smexy. They ooze sex appeal and many men find them attractive.
Damn, that Cat lady is looking goooood.
by SmexyCatLady March 22, 2010
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Cat Lady

A lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age.
Did you see that Cat Lady Anna Cathryn! She posts pictures of her cat to Catastic!

Omg! Did you see Viktoria's cat on Catastic, she's so cute!
by The Smart Chick July 16, 2015
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Cat lady

A lady who suffers from a horrible childhood, with nobody to love, besides stray cats that dig in the families garbage. Soon discovers cats are her friends and she enjoys talking, petting, and going to the movies with these cats. Many of the cats tend to have many venereal diseases that spread quickly to the old lady. Tends to have many wrinkles. And unwashed grease ball hair. And love to eat potatoes.
Cat Lady- An elderly woman owning/sleeping with fifty plus cats. Don't drool on the fur balls.
by Sunshine Lady December 19, 2008
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