Owl Citizen

a member of the group who listens to the owlistic (adamazing, awesome,epic) creations of Adam Young, who usually will have an Owl City University account. the majority of Owl Citizens (also known as 'Owls') do not like Justin Beiber or any mainstream, pop music and prefer midwestern music such as

Owl City (and all side projects such as port blue, sky sailing)
HeyHiHello
Breanne Duren

another fact about Owl Citizens is that we are a noble few that can appricciate real music

Non-owl: "hey, follow me on facebook!!"
Owl Citizen: "no, i only use Owl City University"
Non-owl: "whats Owl City University?"
Owl Citizen: "its an online place for people to talk and express their love for owl city. but its only for Owl Citizens"

by Owl City Fan November 30, 2010

Sovereign Citizen

A person who believes in and wholly embraces pseudolaw or “street law”. Such a person can and may challenge government authorities to primarily, make a point, despite the likely unfavorable outcome.

Officer: Can I see your driver’s license and registration, please?
Driver: No, I am not driving this vehicle; I am traveling in it.

Border Agent: Are you a US Citizen?
Driver: I refuse to answer this question.

Border Agent: Do you have any agricultural items aboard your vehicle?
Driver: You have no right to search or seizure per the 4th amendment.

A sovereign citizen is to pseudolaw as a bodybuilder is to broscience.

by JHawk541 January 10, 2019

catitude

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.

that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly

by kristekitty June 20, 2009

Citizen Trump

A defeated, twice impeached former president who no longer has the power to humiliate and embarrass the United States of America and its inhabitants.

Hey look! There goes Citizen Trump on his golf cart! I hope he goes over par on his own golf course.

by Chadfish January 20, 2021

Bake-cation

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

by wordsies September 18, 2009

productive citizen

By paying taxes you are contributing to the country or state where you live.

You are a productive citizen.

Thank youuu

by Hxrnronnie May 25, 2016

Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.

I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.

by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008