A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021
Get the Caramel Cannon mug.Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
by jet-x June 8, 2009
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Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.
by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009
Get the paper canoe mug.Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.
The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.
John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.
by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021
Get the Glass Cannon mug.A cannon used in the Subspace Emissary, in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Controlled by Ganon and Bowser. This was used because they were told by Master Hand (Who was really controlled by Tabuu) to create an army of ships, and a HUGE FUCKING CANNON TO BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING. This would then turn it into Subspace, but suddenly, Kirby destroys the cannon by piercing it with the legendary Kirby Air Ride vehicle, the Dragoon. The cannon then proceeds to FUCKING EXPLODE AND COMBUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Ganon and Bowser then admit defeat and go back to Subspace in the portal.
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Get the pube canoe mug."You cannot say POP and forget the smoke" is a line that POP SMOKE (legend and listen to DIOR if you haven't heard of him) it was said in GOTTI by POP SMOKE and Travis scott.
RIP POP SMOKE, Gone too soon... 20th of Febuary 1999 - 19th of Febuary 2020
RIP POP SMOKE, Gone too soon... 20th of Febuary 1999 - 19th of Febuary 2020
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