university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants 

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants by The First GG October 17, 2012

caretaker 

a person who watches out for you when trying new and different drugs; usually thee experienced person or the person with less intrest in the drug; person who keeps you outta trouble

Bob- "Dude, I wanna shroom. Wanna be my caretaker?"

Jim- "Sure thing, man"

caretaker by mu$!c$c33n3qu33n March 28, 2009

Carleton Place

A small country town in Ontario. Sandwiched between Almonte, Smiths Falls and Ottawa. Possibly the most racist, homophobic town. No variety. Just white, Catholic, rich, conservative folk. The teenagers are all druggies and the adults are all losers who never made it out of the small town. At least they have tailgate parties.

"I'm a closeminded hick whos dream of leaving this stupid town never came true."

"So you're from Carleton Place?"

Carleton Place by CPperson September 30, 2014

Carleton University 

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

Carleton University by Ravens! March 4, 2009

Carleton 

A small liberal arts college in Northfield, Minnesota. Known for its high academic standards, Carleton is ranked as one of the best liberal arts colleges in the nation and hands down the best college in Minnesota. The students are extremely friendly, outgoing, and genuinely nerdy, but by no means are they considered prudes.

Student #1: I'm going to Carleton!! Am I awesome, or what?!

Student #2: Nice! Do you know any smart people going to St. Olaf?

Student #1: Nope.

Carleton by crltn15 September 23, 2011

Carleton Place

A little town outside of Ottawa, you’d think that this town was right in the middle of Alabama with the wacky twang of everyone’s voices and the fact that this small little country town might possibly be the most homophobic, racist, trailer folk town you can come across. The way this town looks you could think it’s just one big inbreeding, country music listening, white trailer park.

“Why does that guy sound like he’s from Texas”
“Well that’s because he’s from Carleton Place”

Carleton Place by Drago.useff124 June 20, 2019

Carlena Wallace 

a girl who only cares about this one boy and who is obsessed with him but won’t date him. she also hates on josh allen for no reason like really!?! she’s always like he’s so ugly LIKE WHATTT HES SO HOT

boy- have you seen carlena!?!
girl- yeah she hated on josh allen for no reason

boy- ew what is wrong with her

girl- Ew carlena wallace

Carlena Wallace by joshallen May 15, 2021