Calista

(Noun.) Comes from Greek background and means "most beautiful". Calista is a very rare name, and usually is accompanied by a very rare person. Calista will always know how to brighten up your day. Often they will come with blonde or red hair. Outgoing, smart, weird at times, and very creative. But always beautiful inside and out. Their smiles are contagious. Calistas are known for being great kissers, and having a way with words. If you know a Calista, NEVER let her out of your sight.

"Dang she's amazing"

"Is her name Calista?"
"How did you know?!"

by MysterymaxxX30934 January 11, 2014

caprist

a dumbass who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself! If he says he likes you he will ask you out and don't even think about saying anything because if you say yes you will get cheated on, and if you say no then he will tell the whole world you are dating.

girl I heard he cheated on you with Brianna, don't worry she a bitch and he is a caprist.

by beauty_humangirl13 November 26, 2016

cardistry

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.

After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.

by Cardist March 29, 2008

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

Calisthenics

Strength training based in body control.

"I do calisthenics, I'm a cali-athlete"
"Muscle Ups, Handstands, Planches, L-sit, Human Flags & Levers"
"So strong your workout looks like an optical illusion."

by CalisteniaBrasil April 19, 2022

Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

christ on a bike

Is an exclamation upon the sight of Jesus from Nasareth, known to Christians as Jesus Christ, riding a bicycle, bike, motorcycle, chopper or other similar means of transport. The exclamation generally indicates surprise or shock and additionally (depending on the speaker's religious views and attitude towards bikes) happiness, hope, uncertainty, frustration or anger.

Christ on a bike! What happened to your car???

by Eques October 16, 2013