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Carena

An extremley good looking , attractive female , usually had mesmerizing eyes and a great sense of humor . Carenas are known for their beauty and charm , as well as their ability to move their hips . Carenas are all around great people inside and out , and are very easy to fall in love with. Carenas are very fun-loving and sexy.
Guy 1: See that fine looking girl over there? Yeah she must be a Carena ;)
Guy 2: Oh yeah , Carena all the way
by TheLexRocket May 29, 2012
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Carenza

A talented, amazing, beautiful woman who loves to be surrounded by loved ones.
"NAME?" "carenza" "HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? K, A, WHAT?" "no. c, a, r, e, n, z, a."
by Bahbah rainbowsheep November 30, 2011
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Caleño

A person from the city of Cali, Colombia in South America. (Example): From the city of Bogotá = Rolo. From the city of Medellín = Paisa. From the city of Cali = Caleño (Ca·len·yo) male Caleña (Ca·len·ya)female
That caleño dude has a hot caleña wife.
by Colombian J November 2, 2008
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Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.
Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.
by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010
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calendar dump

When you ring in the New Year on the toilet with one final dump, cleansing yourself from the old and welcoming the new. Starts on December 31st shortly before midnight.
The ball drops in 10 minutes..I've still got time to squeeze out a calendar dump.
by C-Lo Brown May 4, 2017
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Cadence

A shy girl who seems like it but once you warm up to her and she knows you better she’s such a funny person. She has different types of humor from other girls and different jokes. She has jokes that are actually funny. She’s beautiful even though she denies it. She’s been hurt and she’s insecure. She’s scared to be hurt again so she doesn’t trust so easily. If she opens up to you don’t loose that. She laughs a lot and she’s loyal. She doesn’t hoe around and you can trust her with anything. She’s also a quick replier😉 She tries to denies her feelings and you’ll almost never see her cry. She hides them so you don’t ask what’s wrong. She doesn’t want to seem dramatic so she hides her emotions. She’s unique, and kind. Find yo self a Cadence
“Man I can’t believe you broke up with cadence.”
“I know. I regret it. “
“I wonder how she’s feeling, you know she hasn’t dated anyone all year? You’re the lucky one she’s chose and you lost it bro”
by sadcowboyeehaw November 24, 2018
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Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.
by alisontoxicated circulation. February 3, 2008
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