cardboardphobic

A cardboardphobic person is someone who doesnt support the marriage between a peice of cardboard and a human

"If you don't support cardboard cutout Jimin and I getting married" Oli London said "Then you are cardboardphobic"

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Nose Cardio

Cocaine

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.

by kale1040 December 16, 2010

cardio bunny

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.

Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.

by Billy Bong Thorton September 18, 2005

cardboard gangster

Someone who tries to live the gangster life, but can't live up to the hype, and is shown to be a fake.

"I don't play with no wasps, man - that could sting me!"
"Oh, shut up, you cardboard gangster!"

by WhiteySmiley September 9, 2007

cardboard tshirt

an undershirt or old article of clothing that is used for cleaning up semen after a sexual act is performed, usually used after masturbation and is commonly located under the bed stiff like a piece of cardboard.

Mom: "I washed that disgusting shirt I found under your bed, was that glue you got on there?"
Teen: "God damn it mom, that was my best cardboard tshirt."

by 570 February 23, 2009

cardboard programmer

You've just spent the whole day trying to solve a problem, a design problem, a bug, etc. You know the solution is simple but you just can't see it.

A colleague walks past and notices your anguish: "What's up?".

"Oh, I'm ...". You explain the problem and what you have done so far. However you suddenly discover the solution before you have finished speaking! So far your colleague has been as useful as a cardboard cutout.

This happens often and I think it is due to you having to present your problem to someone in a way that you think will aid their understanding, often dispensing with some of the details. In doing so, you also clarify your own thoughts, untying them in your mind to eventually cite a solution.

Sometimes all it needs is a cardboard cutout of your favorite GURU!

-- RussFreeman.

Also sometimes known as a Programmer's Dummy - DarrenTarbard

My Cardboard Programmer was outsourced to a shoebox in India.

by cellular January 21, 2015

cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

by Mel March 22, 2006