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Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."
by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008
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Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
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Captain charming

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.
Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!
by Lol I exist September 5, 2021
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Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
by CapComfan July 28, 2007
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Captain Checkdown

Trent Edwards, QB Buffalo Bills. The phrase used to describe Trent Edwards, the QB of the NFL's Buffalo Bills. The NFL quarterback who historically throws most of his passes under ten yards.

This phrase can also be used to describe any QB who tends to throw the majority of his passes under ten yards.
Lee Evans and TO were open down field all day and of course Captain Checkdown didn't throw to them once.
by izzman October 4, 2009
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Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead
...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.
by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008
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Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.
by FaceAche November 5, 2006
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