Tuna Can Doo

An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.

"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."

by Cous Cous June 7, 2009

Tuna Can Tommy

A man with a penis wider than it is long.

"It's not long but it's big around, that's why they call me Tuna Can Tommy."

by Russ_SoCal January 5, 2009

tuna can kush

marijuana that comes sealed in a tuna can; usually very potent.

"Man, this tuna can kush has gotten me so lifted"

by m-blaze November 30, 2009

Tuna Can Girth

2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).

"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"

by thefox.com January 2, 2019

tuna can sam

A person with a penis that is wider than it is long

I hear Johnny is a tuna can sam!

by b-dog123 November 3, 2009

Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.

Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.

by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017

thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003