Candy Uncle

A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.

Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022

Candad

Candad, the old name of the Federative Republic of Brazil, has been changed after most people thought it was so similar to Canada. Although the name Candad is still being used by most intellectuals, BaldBoyHalo doesn’t believe it is real. Skeppy City is the largest city in area, and the capital of Candad. Darryl City is the most populous city of the country, and is named after YouTuber BadBoyHalo. Around 30 million people live in Darryl, which is 14% of the population.
The national food of the country is muffin, however most of the population loves McDonald’s cheesy fries more. People usually eat McDonald’s cheesy fries and baguettes together.
The search engine DuckDuckGo is hosted in Candad.
Recently, YouTubers a6d and Skeppy considered moving to Candad.

“I will move to Candad. I heard some famous YouTubers are moving there.”
“Do you mean Canada?”
“No, you idot! Candad, not Canada.”

by lacrymae June 27, 2019

Candybalism

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

by the_professor April 30, 2014

Candy gore

A version of gore art where the subject is colorful and unusually gooey, like melting candy or taffy. It's typically more tasteful or appealing to a general audience than normal gore art is.

"That guy's picture looks really cute! What's up with the arms though? They're pulled apart and look like they're dripping."
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"

by harpsichord-uiy July 29, 2015

Candy Flipping

Taking LSD (acid) and MDMA (ecstacy) together. Actually regarded quite highly within the drug subculture.

The effects of the MDMA lend a very upbeat feeling to the user, usually resulting in a positive acid trip. Because MDMA is a fairly "reliable" good high, but acid isn't (there can be bad trips), the MDMA high helps to stabablize the acid trip.

At the festival, we'll be candy flipping for the headliner.

by Hippy_feat_Wishy June 11, 2018

Candad

Candad is a Country located in South America. It is the official name of Brazil. It grew popularity in June 2019 when Youtubers, Skeppy, Badboyhalo and a6d influenced this. Some national foods are muffins, McDonald's cheesy fries and baguettes. The National Flag is the "Japanese Symbol for Beginner" Emoji. The most popular hairstyle in Candad is Bald. The most favourite number is 14.
It is rumored that Skeppy is originally from Chicago, Illinois
Candad has existed for 14 years.
One of the citizens, Badboyhalo is a racist muffin.

"Oh my goodness. Badboyhalo lives in Candad and is bald!"

by vampirex June 24, 2019

Chinese Sky Candy

Fireworks

There's enough chinese sky candy here to put both you away for a long while

by Canlo1 October 9, 2011