to defecate, freeze the fecal matter and than use it as a sex toy on ones partner during intercourse.
by jackedonu February 05, 2010
A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.
"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"
by TripGuide February 05, 2010
having a large beaver and/or badger claw up your rectum while singing "O' Canada" while masturbating to a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a bookstore.
by ssustudent13 February 05, 2010
A "Canadian History" is the sexual act involving a hairy Canadian woman and a man. The man takes a bottle of maple syrup and a moose antler and engages in the sexual act of shaving the hairy Canadian woman. They then lie down on a Canadian flag in the snow and then the man uses a small plastic or rubber figurine of the Stanley Cup to masturbate the freshly shaven Canadian woman until she orgasms. This orgasm may then be bottled, food color added, and then sold as "Canadian Historical Maple Syrup".
After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.
by DMan3787 February 08, 2010
A special sexual action that is generally only performed by members of a small sexual sub-culture who suffer from Canadymphomania.
Foreplay consists of watching a hockey game while engaging in verbal sexual foreplay (the more ehs that can be included in this portion the better).
Most canadymphomaniacs prefer to use Canadian national brand condoms which are, not surprisingly, shaped as maple leaves. These condoms are also unique in that the company uses only the purest maple syrup for its lubrication.
Both individuals engaged in the Canadian History are dressed as mounties, and depending on level of skill with the sex act try to engage in intercourse while removing as little of their costume as possible. The actual position of the sex act is independently referred to as the mounty.
More daring individuals try to do canadian history in daring locations i.e. mooseback, at the summit of any Canadian mounty, or in any public location within the province of Quebec for the added sexual stimulant of insulting the province's natives who do not fill the Canadymphomaniacs sexual desire for Canadian partners.
After a successful completion it is common to head over to Tim Horton's to unwind by being unnaturally nice to strangers and pretending to belong to a sovereign nation despite still being subjects of the British Queen.
Foreplay consists of watching a hockey game while engaging in verbal sexual foreplay (the more ehs that can be included in this portion the better).
Most canadymphomaniacs prefer to use Canadian national brand condoms which are, not surprisingly, shaped as maple leaves. These condoms are also unique in that the company uses only the purest maple syrup for its lubrication.
Both individuals engaged in the Canadian History are dressed as mounties, and depending on level of skill with the sex act try to engage in intercourse while removing as little of their costume as possible. The actual position of the sex act is independently referred to as the mounty.
More daring individuals try to do canadian history in daring locations i.e. mooseback, at the summit of any Canadian mounty, or in any public location within the province of Quebec for the added sexual stimulant of insulting the province's natives who do not fill the Canadymphomaniacs sexual desire for Canadian partners.
After a successful completion it is common to head over to Tim Horton's to unwind by being unnaturally nice to strangers and pretending to belong to a sovereign nation despite still being subjects of the British Queen.
John: So, Susie... would you ever be interested in doing a Canadian History?
Susie: Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask, I've had a bullmoose on reserve at the local farm just waiting for you to proposition!
Susie: Oh, John! I thought you'd never ask, I've had a bullmoose on reserve at the local farm just waiting for you to proposition!
by tayle February 06, 2010
by ColbertNuggets February 05, 2010
no example available for Canadian History
by bigblackhawk February 05, 2010