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Cumsicle

When a man masturbates and ejaculates on his own penis. He then puts his penis in an ice chest, freezer, etc. After the sperm has become frozen over the man's penis his male or female partner must suck it off.
"Jody! look what I got for yuh!"

"Oh my isn't that a big popsicle!"

"Baby, this aint no popsicle, it's a CUMsicle!"
by Skid Mark My Face April 26, 2009
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cumsicle

Proper name for a raging beast often spotted in Hashing events in Florida, Texas and Qatar. Known to consume large amounts of alcohol, and prone to engage in acts of debauchery.
Did you see what Cumsicle did at last week's Hash?
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cumdrops/ cumsicles

When sperm hardens and forms a crystal like residue in ones hair after their partner ejaculates in their hair the night before.
EX. 1

Spencer: Hey babe what are you doing right now?

Lisa: Taking a shower because I have cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair from last night.

EX. 2

Alec: Last night was s hot especially when I cam.

Britney: Maybe for you it was but you left massive cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair.
by baby bottle popp February 8, 2010
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Cumsicle

A cumsicle can be defined in many different ways. For example, fuckboy, dick chode, fuck ass, and cumtart supreme. A cumsicle is basically a (usually heterosexual) male who lives on being a giant fucking prick.

How to spot a cumsicle:
;)
Can't draw dicks for shit
Lil dick mf
Acts like he's better than everyone
Has a cracked iPhone

Wears nothing buy Nike
Person 1: You little fucking cumsicle!
Person 2: lmao you know you love me though babe
by hellafucked November 22, 2016
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capsicles on tiktok

capsicles on tiktok is an amazing editor and person, I'm glad I say I'm one of their mutuals, They really Chris Evans and his character Steve Rogers, also known as Captain America. They're great at the things they do, at least from what I'm aware of.
"Hey! .capsicles on TikTok just uploaded a new video!"
"Ooo let me see they have amazing content"
by VexanTastic April 15, 2022
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Cumsicle Sandwich

A sexual dessert. A woman cums into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. Then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. She then freezes those. When frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a cumsicle sandwich.
I told her to get in the kitchen and make me a damn snamich, but instead she made me a Cumsicle Sandwich. It tasted like crap.
by TBuck May 19, 2008
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Cabsicle

I'm so over that little cabsicle
by Kateee December 31, 2008
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