Camping the fast lane

When someone hangs out in the passing lane regardless of traffic pattern and refuses to yield to overtaking traffic, regardless of how long the line of traffic is behind them.

"What is with all the traffic?"

"Some douche-bag is camping the fast lane and no one can pass"

by Erkadurka September 30, 2015

apartment camping

when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross.

I've been apartment camping in the Canal since Oct.

by BPB December 30, 2008

Harold Camping Wrong

After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.

Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.

by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011

Cooch camping

When a girl is dating a guy and you are waiting for them to break up

Ya bro she got a bf so I’m cooch camping for now

by Droopy Homes December 26, 2018

Ebay Camping

Waiting till the last possible minute to bid on a desired ebay item, in hopes that you will not drive the biding price through the roof. More often than not, the bidder gets the ebay jeebies or ebayphoria.

Man, I was ebay camping the other day and I snagged a your mom for $7.43!! The shipping & handling was $45 though...

I was sure I'd win the auction. I was getting the ebay jeebies and out of nowhere came another ebay camper... and now I don't have Britney Spears's half-eaten sandwich...

by xbustacap March 21, 2007

Boob camping

Boob camping !

Is the act most common for the male gender.

It is act of observing the environment (or a recorded material)
while on guard for the chest section of the a female body (also know as the section of the body where the boobs/tits are attached).
You are boob camping when you are outside (a bar,a caffe, park etc.) and you are looking for a pair of nicely shaped boobs.
This act can also be used during the observation of recorded material Where you spy for boobs.

Hey dude what were you doing yesterday? Um i was like boob camping.

When did you find those fine tits? When i was boob camping thath Britney Spears video!

by Nedrus July 12, 2009

Harold Camping

President of Family Radio, and host of his show "Open Forum." He is notorious for his frequent predictions of the rapture, that so far have not been fulfilled. His most recent prediction was in 2011, where he promised that 200 million believers would be taken to heaven, while the rest of the world's population would be left on earth to witness the end of the world. He had predicted that earthquakes would begin at 6 PM on Christmas island and would continue until the end of the world on October 21, 2011, where the world would be completely destroyed by a ball of fire. When the rapture failed to occur on the said day, he "moved" the date of the rapture to October 21, saying that the previous date had been a "spiritual" rapture, and that the real rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, complete with the simotaneous destruction of the world. Unfortunatly, his previous failed prediction will likely ruin his credibility. He had previously predicted the rapture to occur early in 1994.

Harold Camping doesn't know what he's talking about, and neither do the entire 5 people who make up his following.

by dantherocker1 November 15, 2011