captain-callahan

captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.

"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"

"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."

by gwenfan1 March 1, 2012

A Callahan

A Callahan is when you finish on a Female while rounding first usually cause by a Bare Penis touch.

Bethany wanted some hands on experience but as soon as she started Pierce pulled a Callahan.

by TC fucker March 11, 2011

Danny Callahan

This word describes the cutest things known to man.

Dude, OMG that booty is so Danny Callahan.

by Mr. HotTits.Com July 27, 2011

ava brader callahan

most beautiful and kind person to walk the planet earth. everyone needs an ava brader callahan. i don’t know what i would do without my little ava brader callahan

“oh wow the sky tonight is so ava brader callahan (beautiful)”

by makafert June 12, 2023

John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!

Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard

by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023

Paige Callahan

She is an amazing girl nobody can miss her. She is shy, but has an open mind about boys. She can be very mean but nice too

Why are u being a Paige Callahan

by Weliveforever_55 July 26, 2017

cory callahan

A gentle giant, but an ogre for those who oppose him. A Cory Callahan is widely feared throughout the world, but once you get to know him he's a pretty nice guy.

I used to run away from Cory Callahan when I saw him, but when I met him he took me out to a nice steak dinner. I wonder what his intentions are for me?

by CasseroleEater558 July 31, 2017