calzowned

When someone is owned and you spice up the conversation by saying something that has an 'owned' sound in it.

The guy above me is a dickfuck. Go VC.net!

by Sclass12 November 2, 2004

Calhoun County High School

The shitty highschool located in Calhoun County, SC. Known for hallways that naturally smell like weed and musk, black kids that think they have the best system and the loudest speakers, white kids that can’t afford to go to the private school across the railroad tracks, Mexicans that think they’re black, and every upperclassmen telling freshman that there’s a pool on top of the gym.

Calhoun County High School is the melting pot of the county

by 6lock6oi January 2, 2019

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

Calhoun Christian

A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.

You go to Calhoun Christian? Yikes I heard that place is fake asf.

by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020

Chalhoubed

1. The act of spraying bodily fluids (i.e. male sperm) on a individuals face. See cumshot.

2. The act of being out of thinking.

1. Bro I chalhoubed all over that chick's face last night.

2. My mistake man I wasn't thinking, my mind was chalhoubed.

by Notyomomma56 October 28, 2021

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021