asian calculator

Any Asian who is good at math.

Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.

by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006

Calculator Boy

A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.

"Look at them Calculator Boys over there"
"I wish I had a Calculator like them Calculator Boys"

by Richard Kenobi July 26, 2005

Calculator Cum

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons

Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum

by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023

Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.

Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///

by Carbonicci April 26, 2014

multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021

golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.

"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."

by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004

Yung calculator

A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.

A random ethot:OMG guys are such jerks

Yung calculator:I know right such jerks

by Destroy January 11, 2020