A term used to metaphorically describe the foreshadow of the climax to an epic story that has never been seen or told before hand.
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A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.
The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!
Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!
Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!
by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010
Get the calm your status mug.A 'dead calm' is the action following someone having an uncontrollable sex urge during a very intense sex scene in a movie. The result is to promptly go to the bathroom or other private area to masturbate. Both applicable for women and men.
The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.
The reference to dead calm, is from the 1989 movie by that name. A very intense sex scene that has made many people have a sex trigger.
If this sex scene continue intensifying, I will probably have a 'dead calm' moment
Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.
Do you know where he went? Been a long time to the bathroom, he probably did a 'dead calm' on us after this porn clip.
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Get the dead calm mug.One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.
by MaxBrowne October 7, 2009
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by Sam Bell March 23, 2008
Get the Calm your tits mug.(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
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